they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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May 19th, 2013 - 86,275 notes
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
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May 19th, 2013 - 54,774 notes
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
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